2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via wasarahbi)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: bukkakeluver96, via pizza)

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

(via beyoncescock)

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via beyoncescock)

oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

(via beyoncescock)

verifying:

nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

(via beyoncescock)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via suspend)

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

image

(via wild-nirvana)