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australiansanta:

mum’s got an android phone atm and she wants to switch to iphone and she was like ‘wait will i still be able to have my candy crush on it im up to level 221’ and im like ‘well youll prob have to download it and start again’ and she just stood there in shock like ‘no no no no…

k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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